I've figured out how you could hold a competitive farting competition!

Or as I like to think of it... FartSport!

You just need to dress the competitors athletes in swimming costumes and get them to squat down in a clear glass tank filled with water.

Bubbles, yeah, you see?

Add a video camera and you can do slow-mo timing runs to back up the live stopwatch timing. The contestants could be rated on both duration of fart (either continuous, or total amount within, say, a thirty second period) or on volume.

Genius, eh?

Now I just need to find a sponsor...

Tags: competition, farting, life (lack of)