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Just coughed having just embarked on a long relaxing fart. Damn near blew my ring-piece out.


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From: (Anonymous) Date: February 4th, 2004 03:15 am (UTC) (Link)
That is so so yuk.
vivid thoughts of you having a long relaxing fart has
totally made me lost for better words.
jonnynexus From: jonnynexus Date: February 4th, 2004 03:23 am (UTC) (Link)


Well since they say that a trouble shared is a trouble halved, I figured that it would also hold true in this case.

That is: a stinging pain shared is a stinging pain soothed.
truemortality From: truemortality Date: February 4th, 2004 02:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, thanks for that, really needed to read about your farting habits.

In return, I offer this sage piece of cough advice:
Being sick helps. Really. Had a bad cough for weeks, was hideously sick one day, and the cough went away. Admittedly it wasn't pleasant, but it worked.

I think I owe you a drink, by the way.
jonnynexus From: jonnynexus Date: February 5th, 2004 10:37 am (UTC) (Link)


I've tried being sick.

Oh God, have I tried being sick. Coughing up all the flem and whatever does give some relief for a little while - but not for very long. :(
tegeuscromis From: tegeuscromis Date: February 12th, 2004 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
what ring? I'm confuzzeled...or maybe just american :P
jonnynexus From: jonnynexus Date: February 12th, 2004 11:29 pm (UTC) (Link)


I suspect both... :)

"Ring piece" is British slang for a certain part of the anatomy. Which is like a ring.

And dilates to allow egress, and in certain sexual sub-communities, entrance also.
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