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  • 07:15 RT @ditlev: @jonnynexus your mail will return, being copied over right now. status.uk2.net // Thanks! 1st question had me LOLing! #
  • 07:20 Apparently, losing every customer's email for a weekend and not bothering to tell them was actually a planned event: status.uk2.net/ #
  • 13:06 Today is T-7 and counting. Seven days until my baby, Game Night, is released into the wild. bit.ly/3RD7D1 #
  • 13:10 Finally remembered to pay in advance for London Writers' Club and save myself £5. Anyone else coming? bit.ly/n8OPu #
  • 17:45 At least Gordon Brown handwrites his own condolence letters. That's probably more than any other national leader does. And he is part blind. #
  • 17:46 Donald Rumsfeld didn't even sign his. He had a machine. I'm no fan of Brown, but I think this round of critism is really unfair. #
  • 19:00 Just noticed that the *dog* owned by some new friends of ours has more followers than me. I am a social networking failure. #
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  • 15:40 [blog] My Writer's Confidence t-Shirt explained: bit.ly/G2qaK #
  • 17:03 Damn. Adding things to my website, but the narrow column design means I can't fit in any of my banner ads, like: bit.ly/4zsRoe #
  • 17:04 Added a load of pictures and questions to my website's FAQ section: bit.ly/PbYHT #
  • 18:03 The geniuses at UK2.net appear to have nuked all my imap email. Nice. #totalsenseofhumourfailure #
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  • 09:29 Yeh! My new Writer's Confidence T-Shirt just arrived! Pics to follow. #
  • 13:21 My Writer's Confidence t-shirt: twitpic.com/oh1vb #
  • 13:28 Might make more sense if I show it to you upside down: bit.ly/2Yi2sk #
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  • 17:23 [blog] Why These Days Now Are Better Than The “Good Old Days” bit.ly/O8O4Q #

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  • 11:16 RT @writersclub: Love learning from sofa? Grab one of the last few places on How to Write a Self-help Book tele-course. bit.ly/3iTNyn #
  • 17:41 Bugger. Train cancelled due to shortage of drivers. Now in cafe next to station getting soya latte. #
  • 19:25 RT @philipjreed: Uh, wow. RT @pvponline My open letter to Wizard Magazine. su.pr/2fxsHq #
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  • 07:56 Trains appear to obey Boyle's Law. Reduce a usually 8 carriage train to 4 and it ends up feeling twice as pressurised. #
  • 13:46 My ENnie nominated novel Game Night is being published free on the web, in instalments. bit.ly/3RD7D1 Please RT. #
  • 13:49 And there will be an ebook version launched at the same time! I'm rather excited. #
  • 13:50 Oh and finally, I need to thank EN World's @Morrus for hosting the weekly publication project. #
  • 14:32 Awesome! On the front page of EN World, with a lovely great shot of @jonhodgsonart's cover: bit.ly/SuNee #
  • 17:37 Is it me, or is the new free Evening Standard getting thinner? (And thus becoming the soon to be cancelled London Lite). Feels thin today... #
  • 18:08 Cool! BT might reopen the revolving restaurant at the top of the BT Tower. Would love to have a meal there. bit.ly/1FaL4x #
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  • 18:49 Cool. Tales of the Decongested now has a book each month (£3) with the stories being read in it. twitpic.com/njtpz #
  • 21:29 At City Thameslink waiting for train. Tales good, stories enjoyable. Must write something and submit again. #talesofthedecongested #
  • 21:33 Critical Mass (least I guess it was them) doing what they do best: totally buggering up traffic. :) twitpic.com/nkoaw #
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  • 21:07 I'll going to Tales of the Decongested tomorrow. Short stories, read by their authors + wine. The Gallery, Foyles, 7pm bit.ly/2qlfQy #
  • 21:46 [blog] The Ares 1-X launch. NASA's Goundhog Day? bit.ly/3EeGgv #
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  • 18:35 Thought: if AA Gill wanted to know what it feels like to punch someone, would he take up boxing, or mug a pensioner? #

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  • 09:25 Interested in digital art? @JonnyHodgsonArt (did Game Night's cover) is releasing a howto book. Here's a video about it. bit.ly/f6eAz #
  • 13:29 I'm a huge space nut, but it's hard to get excited about the launch of an old-style rocket after watching the shuttle launch at age 11. #
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  • 07:08 Light today. Friday, same time, dark. Weird. It's like someone rotated the Earth 15 degrees back over the weekend. #
  • 08:59 We moved offices over the weekend. This is my new view. twitpic.com/n03lj #
  • 13:14 Wow! The contents of the WFRP 3rd Edition box: bit.ly/wI25n #wfrp #rpg #
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  • 13:12 [blog] Never give up: bit.ly/1xWzoN #
  • 19:25 Two-week mid-novel plot pitstop complete. Plot outline's refuelled with new tyres. Time to put foot to floorboards and get this baby moving. #
  • 20:38 bit.ly/A61n8 @jameswallis explains why soap spoilers are printed (in response to my rant). #
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  • 10:04 RT @mdlachlan: Just a note that my course of writing romantic comedy is on at Kingston University, London in January bit.ly/2LqiPQ #
  • 10:05 RT @mdlachlan: Also my 'Writing from Life' course is on at Kingston University, London, in May. bit.ly/qlbLp It will be fun! #
  • 10:53 Me too! RT @JonnyHodgsonArt: Dragonmeet 2009, London, Engerland. I shall be there! bit.ly/1TyRRq #
  • 17:58 Negatives aside, there's no question to which "vote Nazi" is a valid answer. #bnp #
  • 18:16 Hmm... Yes. Still think it's poetic. :) RT @dorward: @jonnynexus "What did people do that contributed to Hitler's rise to power?" :) #
  • 18:17 Mark II coming up! :) #
  • 18:21 There is no problem to which voting for Nazis is a solution. #bnp #
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  • 07:02 Very interesting, but wondering what plan is when books go 95% ePub. RT @doctorow: ...a unique publishing experiment... bit.ly/15nMrL #
  • 13:36 [BlogRant] Enough With The Spoilers! (A Corrie rant by way of Star Wars) bit.ly/4FfB5W #
  • 18:49 It's when he writes shit like this that you can see why Nirpal Dhaliwal's wife left him. bit.ly/4OSAW #
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  • 07:51 Just overheard a great expression by guy talking about claiming train delay refunds. "I'm sure they just give you an off-the-shelf excuse." #
  • 13:16 [Blog] The Oxfam Second-Hand Bookshop Dilemma Solved bit.ly/2dZGRY #
  • 13:19 My copy of @wilw's Memories of the Future Vol 1 just arrived! twitpic.com/m49i9 #
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  • 17:06 RT @mdlachlan: Showing my friend Paul the power of Twitter. Will anyone RT this? // No, sorry #
  • 18:58 British F1 world champions are obviously like buses. You wait 12 years for one, and then... #
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  • 06:56 Dear Fate. I'm very sorry for saying my train service was reliable. I'll be humble in future. twitpic.com/lpg1j #
  • 07:07 Automated voice has apologised. Temporary shortage of drivers. Nothing from any actual human yet. P'raps they're in temporary shortage too. #
  • 09:11 And now the train I ended up on is running late. Remind me to shoot myself next time I consider setting fate a challenge it can't refuse. #
  • 09:14 It's at times like this you start to understand the helplessness that drives primative people to start sacrificing things. #
  • 12:08 RT @RealBoswell Pity poor MS. #janmoir who in her fear and hate of the MOLLIES hath accident'ly DROWNED herself in her own BILE. #
  • 13:21 An open apology to the Train Gods bit.ly/1UR2Oi #
  • 17:49 #janmoir must be seriously pissed off that Elton John's 62 (free buspass!) but still stubbornly refusing to die of being gay. #
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  • 08:35 RT @JessRuston: as promised... To win a signed & dedicated copy of Luxury, tell me what luxury means to you. My favourite answer wins. #
  • 08:37 I really shouldn't have said my train service was reliable. As an atheist I don't believe in God, but I'm reconsidering my position on fate. #
  • 13:34 In London? Like writing? On Facebook? Then please check out the London Writers' Club group I've just created: bit.ly/4A84iw #
  • 17:30 Is that the *best* picture they could get of Joan Bakewell??? bit.ly/hV9JW #
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  • 09:12 Just ordered @wilw's Star Trek guide / memoir Memories of the Future. Looking forward to a good read. bit.ly/m4dbj #
  • 14:46 RT @mrtonylee: Hey, anyone with the travel savvy - do I need jabs for India? I don't, do I? #
  • 18:56 Just had confusing encounter with button operated, hi-tech train toilet. What's wrong with a sliding bolt, taps and a stack of paper towels? #
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  • 07:08 RT @mpphillips: RT @thethirdestate: What The Guardian's Banned From Telling You: - PLEASE RETWEET bit.ly/2DNsfY #trafigura #
  • 13:03 Sidekick users learn the downside of cloud computing. News: bit.ly/puTld Theories: bit.ly/18rbnF #sidekick #
  • 13:24 Thing is, before today I'd never heard of #trafigura. As @JamesWallis pointed out, they'd obviously never heard of the Streisand Effect. #
  • 17:04 RT @4pawsnexus: Found cool chew toy to play with while mummy was out. Turned out to be daddy's flip-flops. Bugger. Mummy was nice about it. #
  • 18:03 I don't think the BBC needs to justify Nick Griffin's appearance on Question Time. It's the people who elected a Nazi I want answers from. #
  • 22:41 Heading back home after a fun and informative evening at #londonwritersclub at which I tried, but no doubt failed, not to talk too much. #
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  • 08:20 The wheel of the seasons turns once more; today I am wearing my winter coat. #
  • 13:15 Fun fact: Clive Sinclair sold 1.5 million 1K ZX81s. That's a total of 1.43 GBytes RAM - or less than my 2 GByte desktop PC. #
  • 13:16 And yes, I did watch Micromen on BBC4. Enjoyable, but I'm not sure how fair it was to Sir Clive. #
  • 19:10 The train has reached Brighton... But they can't get the doors open. Nice. #
  • 19:12 And they're open. Freedom! #
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  • 15:12 RT @4pawsnexus: In car. Felt sick and vomited but then had a little lunch (the vomit) and felt better. #

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  • 10:56 From this (bit.ly/2UCJxY) to this (bit.ly/gcJMZ). I say we parachute James Bacon into Gaza next! #
  • 17:47 Trains buggered. Three station tannoys talking over each other, each as intelligable as Charlie Brown's teacher. No idea what's going on. #
  • 17:49 But I now know what it's like to be my dog when I talk to her, all sound but no meaning. #
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  • 14:22 Me: We watched Quadrophenia last night. Colleague: Ah! So you're going to get on your train home to Brighton and get off your head on pills? #
  • 17:18 Halliburton prevents rape victims pressing charges against rapists. 30 Republican senators vote against stopping this. bit.ly/PQ23h #
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  • 08:23 Two days ago I told someone my train service was reliable. Yesterday and today? Kiss. Of. Death. #
  • 09:19 Just about to arrive, 54 minutes late. #
  • 13:39 Have concluded that a heavy cold gives an invaluable insight into what one's life will be like *after* the zombie apocalypse. #
  • 13:44 RT @Angus_A: Dragonmeet: London Tickets are now ON SALE - bit.ly/16RAnz - 28 November 2009, Kensington Town Hall, London (UK)! #
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